i may still feel like death but hey look what came in the mail today!

another night of headaches, nausea and stomach pains i can feeeel it

i feel like im covered in slime eeeugh wtf i know waiting up when ur sick feels gross but oh my god i feel like death rolled over holy shit  this is awful wth

why would i ever need 2 get drunk?? no sleep is basically the sam e thing

medicbot:

seeing porn of a character you didnt want to see porn of

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funny story

did u know that if you find a mii’s super all time fav food they will actually leave the earths atmosphere?

boy did hungern have the ride of his life

lord-kitschener:

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.

kingcheddarxvii:

videohall:

Man’s worst enemy

The Silent Battle

pansexual fun fact #1

mysticpotstickers:

pansexuals will steal your girl, your man, your non-binary romantic partner, your car, your bank account PIN number, and your cat.