another night of headaches, nausea and stomach pains i can feeeel it
i feel like im covered in slime eeeugh wtf i know waiting up when ur sick feels gross but oh my god i feel like death rolled over holy shit this is awful wth
why would i ever need 2 get drunk?? no sleep is basically the sam e thing
did u know that if you find a mii’s super all time fav food they will actually leave the earths atmosphere?
boy did hungern have the ride of his life
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off
I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.
pansexuals will steal your girl, your man, your non-binary romantic partner, your car, your bank account PIN number, and your cat.